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Honey I blew my B up



On a fine Sunday morning, when I was chatting with one of my friends, he casually asked, "do you know what is the secret way to reach men's heart? ..It is his belly -give him good food." I asked- what about women? He said, " you are aiming too high"... And we laughed heartily.

Yes, aiming too high is a catch point. Friends, what I am aiming at ..is  the cosmetic surgery of breasts.

These days, many young women are going for a good size and shape to look confident. There are mixed views on big and small breasts. Though large breast size matters, build confidence & conjures, there are no less fans of small breasts. As one of the small breast fans very rightly said, anything over the mouth size is sheer waste"

Irrespective of the psycho-social temptation, the health stake is huge in gel implantation. The side effects of Breast implantation , as the research findings suggest, can range in seriousness from minor irritation to death.

Patients with either saline or silicone are at risk for side effects of breast implants, although due to an enormous amount of media coverage regarding silicone implants, many people only associate side effects of breast implants with the silicone models. According to various researchers and doctors, the potential side effects of breast implants associated with silicone include links to breast and lung cancer and autoimmune diseases. Other side effects of breast implants relate directly to the actual surgery, including possible infection, hematoma, or severe drug interactions. Additionally, side effects of breast implants can include aesthetic issues leading to dissatisfaction with the breast augmentation; a few such side effects of breast implants include wrinkling, scarring, asymmetry, and shifting of the implant. The doctor should discuss the possible side effects of breast implants with the patient during consultation, making sure that each patient understands the potential risk of side effects of breast implants.

So, next time think twice when you want to surprise your boy friend/ better half on the eve of his birth day to say- "Honey, I blew my breast up"...This cosmetic makeup can really cost your life.
Here is a school time parody I remember and would like to share with you to make this reading more interesting-
Bande-(a man-mortal)'Hey Prabhu ,tune aurat ki kamr patli keon banayi
mitti ki kami thi ya rishwat khaye'?
( god why did you make the waist of women very curvaceous, was there scarcity of material or you were bribed?)
Prabhu-(God said:)
'Hey Bande,"Na mitti ki kamithi ,na rishwat khaye
 kamr ki mitti   Sene pe  Lagaye
Aur sundr banyae!'

(my dear man-mortal,neither there was scarcity nor I took bribe just took the extra material from the waist of women to differentiate from you)

 The bottom-line is-
Every creation of nature has its own beauty , meaning and purpose.There should not be any dispute on it.

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